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so...babysat again tonight. there was a mouse. i cried. today was the bestest day of school EVER. it was sooo much fun. heh. I found out that my ethics teacher tried to be a HOMELESS once!!! and he goes: "I used to pick pickles in Portland, and made $3.16 a day. Someone gave me a food stamp once". it was the funniest thing I have ever heard. I've started this thing where at the top of my notes, I write all his funny quotes of the day. Here's what I have from today: "somebody gave me a food stamp" "i was a homeless once" "i have this idea for a reality tv show called "cattle prod". you go around zapping people with 50,000 volts with this cattle prod" -in reference to his cats: "They don't have sex, we took care of that" and one from yesterday: "what man WOULDN'T prefer a game of chess to an orgy?" he's just soo insane its hilarious. everyday he says something about beer and sex. -carly-